Really News Stories ? : Hackers Try To Stop Recount In 3 States Using Cybe...

Really News Stories ? : Hackers Try To Stop Recount In 3 States Using Cybe...: Hackers Using Cyber Attacks Try To Sabotage Recount Funding!  Internet Outage thru out the United States are targeting areas that have a...

Hackers Try To Stop Recount In 3 States Using Cyber Attacks

Hackers Using Cyber Attacks Try To Sabotage Recount Funding! 

Internet Outage thru out the United States are targeting areas that have a high democrat voter turn out. 

States that could potentially fully fund a recount in Michigan , Wisconsin and Pensylvania thru Jill Stiens Recount Crowd Fund. Mrs.Stien has Successfully raised over 5.8 Million and is almost reached the goal of 7 million needed by Monday to fund a full recount in 3 states. 

Century Link Outage 

Comcast Internet Outage 

                       

Compare Both Outage Maps of Comcast Internet and Centurylink Internet providers and compare the U.S.A. 2016 Electoral College Map.  

Electoral College Map

When both maps are overlaid on the states and counties that voted heavily democrat are suffering internet outages during a crucial fundraising stage to fund a recount in several states that Donald Trump won the electoral college.

Map Outage Overlay

Is this an attempt by outside terrorism or domestic sabotage in an attempt to stop the recount in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pensylvania or purely coincidence that both of the major internet providers in the United States are suffering severe connection outages. 

The Cyber Attacks could potentially stop or hurt the funding efforts needed to file for a recount in which Hillary Clinton may have potentially beaten Donald Trump. 

Man Sees Jolly Green Giant In Fields.

Jolly Green Giant

A farmer in Kansas has claimed to have seen the Jolly Green Giant picking vegetables from his fields. 

The Incident took place late last night when a man was doing his nightly rounds on his Kansas farm property.

The man identified as Willford Eastwood claims that as he was riding around his property on an ATV he saw the Jolly Green Giant picking vegetables and putting them in tiny little plastic bags.

He described the giant being about 30 feet or 9.144 meters in height with a greenish skin and a leafy hair. He also said the giant was wearing green colored panties or underwear and peter pan style boots.

The man claims as he tried to approach the giant to get a better look it must have heard his ATV and became startled and then ran away into a forest area that is near his property.

 The man was very startled and notified his local authorities who all laughed at the story as the man is known to indulge himself with alcoholic beverages.

When asked about the incident , Mr. Eastwood was very willing to talk about his experience.

" They don't believe me but I sarw it with my own eyes!" 

Mr. Eastwood is hoping to record the giant again with a video camera to prove the giant is real.

" I always knew that Jolly Green Giant was real, and I am going to prove it." 

Mrs. Eastwood declined to speak on the matter . 

Man Gets Arm Stuck In Toilet

A Salt Lake City resident had his arm stuck in a toilet for several hours after swallowing a ring.

Mr.Seby indicated that his arm became stuck when he reached  into the toilet to try to grab a ring before it went down the toilet pipe.

Hand Stuck In Toilet

As he grasped the ring in a fist his hand immediately became stuck in the toilet, he was unable to dislodge his arm from the toilet for several hours .

When Mr.Seby did not come home from work his wife became worried and called his employer to locate him. His coworkers found Mr.Seby asleep in the bathroom with his arm stuck in the toilet.

Local emergency fire crews were called in and were able to free Mr.Sebys arm after breaking open the toilet.

When asked about the incident by his fellow employees and emergency workers , Mr.Seby said he swallowed the ring to prove this his wife Anna that he would try eating anything at least once.

After swallowing the ring Mr.Seby later became extremely constipated for 72 hours and was unable to pass the ring . He was able to finally pass the ring after eating large quantities of Indian curry as prescribed by his brother in law Rob.

It is unclear if the man's wife will ever wear the ring again or if his employer will make him pay for the damage to the toilet.

His brother Rob commented on the situation, " Well, I guess his shitter was full..." 

Never Under Estimate The Stupidity Of The American Voter.

The Stupidity of the average American voter has reared its ugly head.

Sieg Heil! Furer Trump....