Man Sees Jolly Green Giant In Fields.

Jolly Green Giant

A farmer in Kansas has claimed to have seen the Jolly Green Giant picking vegetables from his fields. 

The Incident took place late last night when a man was doing his nightly rounds on his Kansas farm property.

The man identified as Willford Eastwood claims that as he was riding around his property on an ATV he saw the Jolly Green Giant picking vegetables and putting them in tiny little plastic bags.

He described the giant being about 30 feet or 9.144 meters in height with a greenish skin and a leafy hair. He also said the giant was wearing green colored panties or underwear and peter pan style boots.

The man claims as he tried to approach the giant to get a better look it must have heard his ATV and became startled and then ran away into a forest area that is near his property.

 The man was very startled and notified his local authorities who all laughed at the story as the man is known to indulge himself with alcoholic beverages.

When asked about the incident , Mr. Eastwood was very willing to talk about his experience.

" They don't believe me but I sarw it with my own eyes!" 

Mr. Eastwood is hoping to record the giant again with a video camera to prove the giant is real.

" I always knew that Jolly Green Giant was real, and I am going to prove it." 

Mrs. Eastwood declined to speak on the matter . 

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Dinosaurs Discovered In The Amazon Rain Forest.

The recent discovery of the existence of dinosaurs in the rain forest of South America has been described by many as a page straight out of science fiction novel and has shocked scientific communities. 

Dinosaurs have been discovered living in the remote jungles of the South American rain forests. The discovery  comes after years of sightings by native tribes that inhabit the most remote areas of the amazon rain forests. 

Dinosaurs in rain forest.

The official discovery was made by Dr. Jeffery Engin, who has been searching the amazon forests for over twenty years in hopes of finding the extinct animals. Dr. Engin has said to have discovered four different species of herbivorous dinosaurs estimated to be between 8 tons/ 7257.48kg to 40 tons/36287.4kg in size. 

Each species has been described as looking very similar aside from proportions and length, the creatures have long necks with massive bodies and long tails and walk on all four legs,possessing skin tones that blend in very well with the surrounding jungle almost like a camouflage type of pattern.  

Amazon Rain Forest

The discovery of these creatures comes after years of speculation by many in the cryptozoology community who have speculated that dinosaurs could still exist in the most remote unexplored jungles of both South America and the Congolese Jungles in Africa.  

Sightings of Dinosaurs have also been reported for many years in various different parts of the world where lush rainforest still remain unexplored such as Madagascar, Africa and in some parts of Asia. 

Dr. Engin is not yet willing to release the exact location of the creatures due to fear of poachers. He will only reveal the location when he has secured federal protection guarantees for the animals from the United States and from various different South American governments , which indicates the creatures may have a very large area of habitation that may cross the borders of several different South American countries. 

News Flash ! Scientists Grow Hand.

In the news today, Scientists in Germany have successfully grown a human hand from cells that were implanted in a chicken egg. 

Hand Grown In Egg

The hand first emerged from the egg shell early this morning. Scientists who were monitoring the egg first noticed small cracks in the shell late last night. 

The hand slowly broke free of the shell and then began spreading its fingers in the same way a chicken behaves when it first breaks free of an egg. 

The hand appears to be sentient and intelligent , the hand began waving at the scientists  one of the first signs of intelligence observed. 

It soon became clear the hand was a lefty as it began trying to open the doors and windows in the laboratory.  Lab workers have named the hand " Lefty." 

Scientist tried various types of stimulation since the hand appeared, the hand was highly responsive to music,it  responded strongly to the 1980's hit " Billy Jean" by pop artist Micheal Jackson. 

The hand was soon dressed in a shiny rhinestone glove. 

The Scientist will attempt to grow a right hand after observing the successful growth of " Lefty." 

Man Gets Very Bad Hair Cut!

 A Salt Lake City man has been recognized as having the badest haircut of 2016.

 A Salt Lake City man, we will call the victim, "Rob Gutierred"  walked into and expensive barber shop with a full head of  hair and came out with a butchered bad hair cut that hearkens back to the days of 80's goth hair.

" All I wanted was a simple clean up around the ears ,  look what they did to me!  I'm a MONSTER !" 

Bad Hair Cut!

When the man arrived home , his wife asked him what happened to him! His hair was all shaved off and looked like he was an escapee from a bad eighties sci-fi movie .

Bad haircuts are uncommon in this part of the world but every now and then a bad hair cut slips by the radar and gets somebody.

This time the victim  paid the ultimate price, his hair ! Watch out , don't let the bad hair cut monster get you, if you have been the victim of a bad haircut but feel there is nothing you can do , don't despair , it's only hair.

Man Turns Into Giant Yellow Monster After Eating Radio Active Twinkie.

A man has been transformed into a giant raging yellow beast after eating an irradiated Twinkie dessert cake that was found on a Nevada nuclear testing site.

Yummy Twinkies

The man was part of a radiation clean- up team that  has been working on the  site as part of an effort to clean up radio active waste left over from tests conducted in the 1970's.

The site is said to contain  homes and cities that were constructed for use in the experiments. The man entered one of the structures and found some left over desert cakes that had survived the blast intact. All of the teams who work on the sites have been warned not to take anything home or consume  anything they find on the sites due to the possibility of radiation.

Man Eating Irradiated Twinkie

Apparently the man decided not to heed the warnings and consumed a box of the the deserts he found in one of the structures. Team members that were working in close proximity who witnessed the man eating the cakes said he immediately started to behave strangely and then began to change color and then began to grow in size.

Giant Yellow Monster

Team supervisors were immediately called in to help evacuate the man however by the time they arrived the yellow giant had fled the site.


 Army helicopters have been called in and
are now searching for the man in hopes they can find and contain the radio active giant before he reaches populated areas where he would expose the population to radiation.