A man has been transformed into a giant raging yellow beast after eating an irradiated Twinkie dessert cake that was found on a Nevada nuclear testing site.
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Yummy Twinkies |
The man was part of a radiation clean- up team that has been working on the site as part of an effort to clean up radio active waste left over from tests conducted in the 1970's.
The site is said to contain homes and cities that were constructed for use in the experiments. The man entered one of the structures and found some left over desert cakes that had survived the blast intact. All of the teams who work on the sites have been warned not to take anything home or consume anything they find on the sites due to the possibility of radiation.
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Man Eating Irradiated Twinkie |
Apparently the man decided not to heed the warnings and consumed a box of the the deserts he found in one of the structures. Team members that were working in close proximity who witnessed the man eating the cakes said he immediately started to behave strangely and then began to change color and then began to grow in size.
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Giant Yellow Monster |
Team supervisors were immediately called in to help evacuate the man however by the time they arrived the yellow giant had fled the site.
Army helicopters have been called in and
are now searching for the man in hopes they can find and contain the radio active giant before he reaches populated areas where he would expose the population to radiation.
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