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Really News Stories ? : Hackers Try To Stop Recount In 3 States Using Cybe...: Hackers Using Cyber Attacks Try To Sabotage Recount Funding!  Internet Outage thru out the United States are targeting areas that have a...

Hackers Try To Stop Recount In 3 States Using Cyber Attacks

Hackers Using Cyber Attacks Try To Sabotage Recount Funding! 

Internet Outage thru out the United States are targeting areas that have a high democrat voter turn out. 

States that could potentially fully fund a recount in Michigan , Wisconsin and Pensylvania thru Jill Stiens Recount Crowd Fund. Mrs.Stien has Successfully raised over 5.8 Million and is almost reached the goal of 7 million needed by Monday to fund a full recount in 3 states. 

Century Link Outage 

Comcast Internet Outage 

                       

Compare Both Outage Maps of Comcast Internet and Centurylink Internet providers and compare the U.S.A. 2016 Electoral College Map.  

Electoral College Map

When both maps are overlaid on the states and counties that voted heavily democrat are suffering internet outages during a crucial fundraising stage to fund a recount in several states that Donald Trump won the electoral college.

Map Outage Overlay

Is this an attempt by outside terrorism or domestic sabotage in an attempt to stop the recount in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pensylvania or purely coincidence that both of the major internet providers in the United States are suffering severe connection outages. 

The Cyber Attacks could potentially stop or hurt the funding efforts needed to file for a recount in which Hillary Clinton may have potentially beaten Donald Trump. 

Man Sees Jolly Green Giant In Fields.

Jolly Green Giant

A farmer in Kansas has claimed to have seen the Jolly Green Giant picking vegetables from his fields. 

The Incident took place late last night when a man was doing his nightly rounds on his Kansas farm property.

The man identified as Willford Eastwood claims that as he was riding around his property on an ATV he saw the Jolly Green Giant picking vegetables and putting them in tiny little plastic bags.

He described the giant being about 30 feet or 9.144 meters in height with a greenish skin and a leafy hair. He also said the giant was wearing green colored panties or underwear and peter pan style boots.

The man claims as he tried to approach the giant to get a better look it must have heard his ATV and became startled and then ran away into a forest area that is near his property.

 The man was very startled and notified his local authorities who all laughed at the story as the man is known to indulge himself with alcoholic beverages.

When asked about the incident , Mr. Eastwood was very willing to talk about his experience.

" They don't believe me but I sarw it with my own eyes!" 

Mr. Eastwood is hoping to record the giant again with a video camera to prove the giant is real.

" I always knew that Jolly Green Giant was real, and I am going to prove it." 

Mrs. Eastwood declined to speak on the matter . 

Man Gets Arm Stuck In Toilet

A Salt Lake City resident had his arm stuck in a toilet for several hours after swallowing a ring.

Mr.Seby indicated that his arm became stuck when he reached  into the toilet to try to grab a ring before it went down the toilet pipe.

Hand Stuck In Toilet

As he grasped the ring in a fist his hand immediately became stuck in the toilet, he was unable to dislodge his arm from the toilet for several hours .

When Mr.Seby did not come home from work his wife became worried and called his employer to locate him. His coworkers found Mr.Seby asleep in the bathroom with his arm stuck in the toilet.

Local emergency fire crews were called in and were able to free Mr.Sebys arm after breaking open the toilet.

When asked about the incident by his fellow employees and emergency workers , Mr.Seby said he swallowed the ring to prove this his wife Anna that he would try eating anything at least once.

After swallowing the ring Mr.Seby later became extremely constipated for 72 hours and was unable to pass the ring . He was able to finally pass the ring after eating large quantities of Indian curry as prescribed by his brother in law Rob.

It is unclear if the man's wife will ever wear the ring again or if his employer will make him pay for the damage to the toilet.

His brother Rob commented on the situation, " Well, I guess his shitter was full..." 

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The Stupidity of the average American voter has reared its ugly head.

Sieg Heil! Furer Trump....

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Jello Science Experiment Is Alive

A high school student in North Carolina has successfully spawned a new life form using Green Jello. 

The high school sophomore was initially conducting the experiment as a joke, in which he intended to enter the experiment in the school science fair.

The boy has been using batteries as a power source and copper wires placed inside the green jello. The boy began sending an electrical current from the batteries thru the wires to the jello in a Frankenstein type of mad scientist joke experiment. 

The boy had left the wires connected to the batteries overnight when he returned the next morning the jello had grown in size and was moving around inside the container. 

The young man notified his biology instructor in order verify his claims, the blobish life form is said to have grown twice in size since the discovery and continues to grow at an exponential rate. 

The teacher has since moved the new life form into a bigger container to observe the jello's behavior.  The jello life form is said to grow quickly when it makes contact with an electric current.

Man Says He Has Proof Republicans Are Reptilians

A New York Man has indicated that he has proof the leaders of the republican party are not human and are in fact reptilian creatures from another dimension.

The man is currently  in protective custody of New York State authorities due to several previous attempts to assassinate him by unknown parties.

 The man believes they do not want the man to come forward with proof of reptilian creatures infiltrating  the United States republican party. 

The man believes that it is critical the truth be known before the U.S. citizens vote next week in the presidential election.

He has also indicated that he has been trying to get proof for several years and finally was able to capture the reptilians morphing into their human disguise  using his phone camera. 

The unknown man went on record stating that the reptilian creatures use a hologram type of technology to disguise themselves enabling them to appear in public as human. 

 " Many of the people in government offices do not realize they are taking orders from creatures who are determined to enslave the human race. " 

" They are working from inside our government, they are slowly beginning to change our government so they have absolute power, soon they will have enough power they will be able to do anything they want and completely enslave all of us. "

The man has also claimed presidential candidate Donald Trump is a human but is  working for the reptilians to help enslave humanity.

 " The Republican Reptilians were opposing Trump as the presidential candidate, however after their reptilian candidate Ted Cruz could not beat Trump , they decided to use Trump to impose their will,  within the last few months the republicans have  all endorsed him and are now using him as their puppet."

Authorities have not been willing to comment on the claims however a special government investigative department has been called upon to investigate the claims. 

The man has mad several claims as the reptilians plans and political power gathering , he has claimed this presidential election is the pivot point in which the " reputilians " cease power by dividing the people of the United States and starting a civil war as we wipe each other out , the reptilians will then move in and begin enslaving the population state by state. 

" They must be STOPPED! We must stop the reptilians , We must Stop Trump or all is lost. " 

The Americans head to the polls next week to determine who will be the next president of the United States of America. Good Luck to you all, you are going to need it. 

Man Awakens With Third Eye.

In the news today, a man in Nepal has awakened with a third eye on his forehead.

Man With Third Eye

 The eye is much different as it appears to have the characteristics and features of a cat eye. The man says he can see  thru the eye however objects appear in pure colors rather than multi-colored as normal human eyes would see objects.

Many in the surrounding villages have flocked to see the man ,  believing he is a holy man with the sight of wisdom and the ability to foretell the future using his third eye.

In a bit of an ironic turn, up until recently the man identified by the name of
"Pasutra" has long been a village drunk and has never been spiritual nor does he believe in many of the traditional beliefs that are common in the small Nepali village in which he resides.

Doctors from Kathmandu are traveling to the small remote village to visit the man and to determine if the eye is real or a hoax.

Dinosaurs Discovered In The Amazon Rain Forest.

The recent discovery of the existence of dinosaurs in the rain forest of South America has been described by many as a page straight out of science fiction novel and has shocked scientific communities. 

Dinosaurs have been discovered living in the remote jungles of the South American rain forests. The discovery  comes after years of sightings by native tribes that inhabit the most remote areas of the amazon rain forests. 

Dinosaurs in rain forest.

The official discovery was made by Dr. Jeffery Engin, who has been searching the amazon forests for over twenty years in hopes of finding the extinct animals. Dr. Engin has said to have discovered four different species of herbivorous dinosaurs estimated to be between 8 tons/ 7257.48kg to 40 tons/36287.4kg in size. 

Each species has been described as looking very similar aside from proportions and length, the creatures have long necks with massive bodies and long tails and walk on all four legs,possessing skin tones that blend in very well with the surrounding jungle almost like a camouflage type of pattern.  

Amazon Rain Forest

The discovery of these creatures comes after years of speculation by many in the cryptozoology community who have speculated that dinosaurs could still exist in the most remote unexplored jungles of both South America and the Congolese Jungles in Africa.  

Sightings of Dinosaurs have also been reported for many years in various different parts of the world where lush rainforest still remain unexplored such as Madagascar, Africa and in some parts of Asia. 

Dr. Engin is not yet willing to release the exact location of the creatures due to fear of poachers. He will only reveal the location when he has secured federal protection guarantees for the animals from the United States and from various different South American governments , which indicates the creatures may have a very large area of habitation that may cross the borders of several different South American countries.