Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Zombies Vote In Presidential Election.

In a strange turn of events, zombies have started turning up at early voting stations across the United States to vote in the 2016 presidential election.

Apparently,the thought of Donald Trump possibly becoming the next president of the United States has dead people rolling over in their graves, literally.


When the zombies initially started turning up at voting stations , people were in a panic and started notifying authorities of a zombie invasion. However after a police stopped and detained a few zombies , the zombies indicated they were not there to harm anyone , they just wanted to vote. 

One zombie was quoted as saying he couldn't just lay there and let the events unfold, 

"Alive or Dead, I still love my country and I think it's every American's duty to vote, especially when we are faced with the possibility of having four years of that pumpkin looking guy as president."  Bob Harris

Several zombies were questioned why they decided to dig themselves out of their graves to vote in this election, here are a few quotes from several different dead voters. 

 "I had to dig myself out of my hole and now it's Americans duties to dig our country out of the hole it has dug itself into." Roger Ebert

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" Usually I just dig myself out to attack the living and eat their brains, but this is different, brain eating will just have to wait . I couldn't just lay there , I had to do something, and then maybe after I vote I can get some lunch."   Chrome Steele.





Presidential candidate Donald Trump quickly called for a ban on all zombie voters claiming their votes were biased and shouldn't count because many of the zombie voters have never seen his television show and couldn't possibly know how qualified he is for the job and how much he respects zombies more than anyone ever. 




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