Angelina Jolie adopting a tribe

Angelina Jolie announces the adoption of 500 African children. 

In the wake of her highly publicized divorce to Hollywood  movie star Brad Pitt, the famous actress Angelina Jolie is going to adopt  an African tribe to fill the void left by the absence of her ex husband.

She made the announcement early this morning while shopping for children's clothing at a high end children clothing store when she was seen buying 500 pairs of converse shoes.

She is going to personally rename all the children with names that match her mood at the moment. The first child was renamed " FuckOff" conveying how she  felt at the moment when she was first questioned about the adoption.

In other news , the comedian Larry David was saved by a bystander when he began to choke on a hot dog at the famous Pink's hot dog stand in downtown Los Angeles. 

Mr.David began choking on the hot dog when he tried to demonstrate that he could eat the hot dog in one bite.

Mr.David thanked the person for saving his life, and then made a comment to the savior about trying to use  the opportunity of having saved Mr.Davids life to try to cut to the front of the long line of customers who where waiting to order.
A yelling match ensued between Mr.David and the savior, Mr.David was asked to leave the premises.