Bad Hombres Take Over Local Movie Theatre

A group of Bad Hombres took over a small local movie theater forcing movie goes to endure a screening of " Star Wars The Force Awakens".

Bad Hombres

Movie goers  described the experience as agonizing,  and painful to have to endure three hours of watching the movie that many believed to be one of the worse movies ever made.


One of the detainees , Owen Moff  describes his experience as being torturous,
 " I couldn't stand it, I was dying in my seat, I tried to choke myself on popcorn."


 The group of Bad Hombres were wearing storm trooper costumes and wielded lightsabers and blasters, which they used to detain the movie patrons.


One man was said to have said to have stood up and started yelling and screaming hysterically before passing out when one of the young actors in the movie made his first appearance.

Darth Vader

  " He just stood up and started screaming SHUT UP!  SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR MOUTH ! YOUR NOT DARTH VADER! "  


By the end of the film, many of the people in the theater had either passed out from the torture or were weeping from having to endure the  movie.

When the last movie credit rolled off the screen , the Bad Hombres stood in front of the screen yelling , " LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! " the group quickly left the theater leaving behind a theater full of traumatized movie goers.