Cursed Man Runs Away From Village.

In the news today, a Transylvanian man believed to be cursed has fled his village fearing that he is responsible for the recent outbreak of cheese theft in village. 

 Vlad Isagoria believes he was cursed by gypsies after he ran over an old gypsie woman near his home which is located in a remote mountainous area of  Maldova.

Mr.Isagoria accidently ran over the old gypsy woman as she was crossing a dirt road, explaining to local authorities at the time of the incident that he could not see the woman due to all the fog that evening.

Many of the people that live in the village believe the old woman was a witch possessing magical powers as well as the ability to curse people.


Mr.Isagoria and his family believe he will soon turn into a giant sized rat.

" I know I will change into a giant rat, the old woman has cursed me." 

" Every where I look I see cheese, it's all around me."

News Flash Man Eats Lunch With Bigfoot.

An Oregon man claims to have had lunch with Bigfoot in the forests near Mt.Hood.

Mt.Hood

 Bigfoot is believed by many to be an unknown ape type creature that inhabits the forests of  both Oregon and Washington's . Many are skeptical about the existence of such a large creature living in the forests. However every year hundreds of sightings of the creature of people claiming to have encountered the creature are reported to  state forestry  authorities.

The man who wished to remain anonymous was said to have been working in the forest near Mt.Hood when he had the encounter with the legendary creature. 

According to local authorities, the man is a forestry worker and wished to remain anonymous because of fears of losing his job with the state forestry department. 

The man claimed to have just stopped working and started to eat his lunch when the hairy creature walked out from behind trees near the clearing where he was sitting , it began to approach him , fearing for his safety the many stood up and held out a bag of Dorrito chips to the Bigfoot. 

The man said the creature was apprehensive at first but took the offering and began eating the chips. The man said the creature was holding some type of root or bulb in its hand and offered it to the man, the man said he did not want to try it but took it as a gesture of friendship. 

" I didn't want to be rude, so I ate the roots."

The man explained that soon both he and the Bigfoot were sitting and exchanging food with each other. 

 " Bigfoot really enjoyed peanut butter and some of the jellybeans." 

After the man and the creature finished eating the food , he explained that the creature stood up and walked back into the forest.  When asked if he had any proof of the encounter the man said that it had not even occurred to him to take a picture or video of the creature because it was just like having lunch with any other person except this was Bigfoot. 

The man would not give a specific location of the encounter but has indicated he will return to the same place for lunch in the future and hopes he will have another encounter with the legendary creature. 

News Flash ! Scientists Grow Hand.

In the news today, Scientists in Germany have successfully grown a human hand from cells that were implanted in a chicken egg. 

Hand Grown In Egg

The hand first emerged from the egg shell early this morning. Scientists who were monitoring the egg first noticed small cracks in the shell late last night. 

The hand slowly broke free of the shell and then began spreading its fingers in the same way a chicken behaves when it first breaks free of an egg. 

The hand appears to be sentient and intelligent , the hand began waving at the scientists  one of the first signs of intelligence observed. 

It soon became clear the hand was a lefty as it began trying to open the doors and windows in the laboratory.  Lab workers have named the hand " Lefty." 

Scientist tried various types of stimulation since the hand appeared, the hand was highly responsive to music,it  responded strongly to the 1980's hit " Billy Jean" by pop artist Micheal Jackson. 

The hand was soon dressed in a shiny rhinestone glove. 

The Scientist will attempt to grow a right hand after observing the successful growth of " Lefty." 

Man Gets Very Bad Hair Cut!

 A Salt Lake City man has been recognized as having the badest haircut of 2016.

 A Salt Lake City man, we will call the victim, "Rob Gutierred"  walked into and expensive barber shop with a full head of  hair and came out with a butchered bad hair cut that hearkens back to the days of 80's goth hair.

" All I wanted was a simple clean up around the ears ,  look what they did to me!  I'm a MONSTER !" 

Bad Hair Cut!

When the man arrived home , his wife asked him what happened to him! His hair was all shaved off and looked like he was an escapee from a bad eighties sci-fi movie .

Bad haircuts are uncommon in this part of the world but every now and then a bad hair cut slips by the radar and gets somebody.

This time the victim  paid the ultimate price, his hair ! Watch out , don't let the bad hair cut monster get you, if you have been the victim of a bad haircut but feel there is nothing you can do , don't despair , it's only hair.

Man Turns Into Giant Yellow Monster After Eating Radio Active Twinkie.

A man has been transformed into a giant raging yellow beast after eating an irradiated Twinkie dessert cake that was found on a Nevada nuclear testing site.

Yummy Twinkies

The man was part of a radiation clean- up team that  has been working on the  site as part of an effort to clean up radio active waste left over from tests conducted in the 1970's.

The site is said to contain  homes and cities that were constructed for use in the experiments. The man entered one of the structures and found some left over desert cakes that had survived the blast intact. All of the teams who work on the sites have been warned not to take anything home or consume  anything they find on the sites due to the possibility of radiation.

Man Eating Irradiated Twinkie

Apparently the man decided not to heed the warnings and consumed a box of the the deserts he found in one of the structures. Team members that were working in close proximity who witnessed the man eating the cakes said he immediately started to behave strangely and then began to change color and then began to grow in size.

Giant Yellow Monster

Team supervisors were immediately called in to help evacuate the man however by the time they arrived the yellow giant had fled the site.


 Army helicopters have been called in and
are now searching for the man in hopes they can find and contain the radio active giant before he reaches populated areas where he would expose the population to radiation.

Stubborn Man Has Stare Down With Mirror.

An  Italian man regarded as the most stubborn man in Italy is refusing to leave a public bathroom.

The man is regarded by many as the most stubborn man in Italy for his unwillingness to walk away from arguments or obey laws or rules he disagrees with, those who know the man say they are not surprised that he refuses to leave the restroom.

According to Mr. Bertoli's old brother Joseph, the incident started when Mr.Ignacio Bertoli entered a grocery store bathroom.

His brother Joseph explained, that he was just finishing up his grocery shopping when his brother Ignacio went into the restroom. After waiting for twenty minutes outside of the grocery store, one of the grocery clerks came out to his car and told him Ignacio was yelling in the bathroom, Joseph went into the store to find out what sort of trouble his brother had gotten himself into,  only to find Ignacio yelling inside the bathroom.

Mr. Bertoli (Joseph) asked his brother Ignacio what he was doing , his brother (Ignacio) explained  that he was not going to leave the bathroom until he received an apology!  " This Bastard gave me the evil eye! "

Mr. Bertoli(Joseph)  looked around the bathroom but could not see anyone else in the bathroom, puzzled by his brother's outburst he asked him what he was talking about. It's at that moment his brother Ignacio started to argue with his reflection. " You think you're better than me! Don't You, Don't You! " 

Mr. Bertoli explained that as his brother Ignacio was leaving the bathroom, he must have glared at himself  and was offended by the look he gave himself. He explained that his brother is very old school,  Italian men take staring seriously however his brother's reaction takes it to the extreme.

Joseph was not surprised that his brother was arguing with his own reflection, as he explains " My brother Ignacio has always been very temperamental and insecure. "

 Their mother who lives two hours away has been notified,  is driving down to try to convince her son to leave the store.

People Disintegrating In Cities

Woman in London, England claims she saw a man vaporized in the streets of London. 

Camilla Wonderlust notified the local authorities after witnessing a man being vaporized by a strange light that was hovering above him. The woman said she saw the man go thru several phases of change before he disappeared , all that was left of the man were his clothing and shoes. 

Miss Wonderlust stated that she has always wondered why there are so many areas of London that have discarded clothing and shoes lying in the streets  that appear as if the person just took of their clothes and walked away. 

She said that she is afraid to walk out in the streets after witnessing the man being vaporized by the strange light, describing the light  as a laser beam hitting the man like a science fiction movie type of laser. 

" I could see right through him, I could see his bones and then he was gone, all that was left were his clothes and his shoes." 

Authorities have notified the Torchwood agency to look into the matter. 

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Bad Hombres Take Over Local Movie Theatre

A group of Bad Hombres took over a small local movie theater forcing movie goes to endure a screening of " Star Wars The Force Awakens".

Bad Hombres

Movie goers  described the experience as agonizing,  and painful to have to endure three hours of watching the movie that many believed to be one of the worse movies ever made.


One of the detainees , Owen Moff  describes his experience as being torturous,
 " I couldn't stand it, I was dying in my seat, I tried to choke myself on popcorn."


 The group of Bad Hombres were wearing storm trooper costumes and wielded lightsabers and blasters, which they used to detain the movie patrons.


One man was said to have said to have stood up and started yelling and screaming hysterically before passing out when one of the young actors in the movie made his first appearance.

Darth Vader

  " He just stood up and started screaming SHUT UP!  SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR MOUTH ! YOUR NOT DARTH VADER! "  


By the end of the film, many of the people in the theater had either passed out from the torture or were weeping from having to endure the  movie.

When the last movie credit rolled off the screen , the Bad Hombres stood in front of the screen yelling , " LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! " the group quickly left the theater leaving behind a theater full of traumatized movie goers.

Zombies Vote In Presidential Election.

In a strange turn of events, zombies have started turning up at early voting stations across the United States to vote in the 2016 presidential election.

Apparently,the thought of Donald Trump possibly becoming the next president of the United States has dead people rolling over in their graves, literally.

When the zombies initially started turning up at voting stations , people were in a panic and started notifying authorities of a zombie invasion. However after a police stopped and detained a few zombies , the zombies indicated they were not there to harm anyone , they just wanted to vote. 

One zombie was quoted as saying he couldn't just lay there and let the events unfold, 

"Alive or Dead, I still love my country and I think it's every American's duty to vote, especially when we are faced with the possibility of having four years of that pumpkin looking guy as president."  Bob Harris

Several zombies were questioned why they decided to dig themselves out of their graves to vote in this election, here are a few quotes from several different dead voters. 

 "I had to dig myself out of my hole and now it's Americans duties to dig our country out of the hole it has dug itself into." Roger Ebert

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" Usually I just dig myself out to attack the living and eat their brains, but this is different, brain eating will just have to wait . I couldn't just lay there , I had to do something, and then maybe after I vote I can get some lunch."   Chrome Steele.

Presidential candidate Donald Trump quickly called for a ban on all zombie voters claiming their votes were biased and shouldn't count because many of the zombie voters have never seen his television show and couldn't possibly know how qualified he is for the job and how much he respects zombies more than anyone ever. 

Brad Pitt Receives Bionic Hand.

Brad Pitt has received the world's first bionic hand transplant. 

The Hollywood star  Brad Pitt underwent twenty hours of surgery to have the bionic hand surgically grafted to muscle and tissue of his right hand after having his hand amputated by a ninja during an ambush several weeks ago in an adult bookstore on Hollywood Blvd.


He is said to be doing well , his progress will be monitored by  a cyborg implant physician and a robotics expert both working together to monitor the progress of the integration of his new bionic hand.

Mr. Pitt agreed to have the experimental bionic hand after realizing he has nothing to lose, no pun intended.

It is said that after the surgery Mr. Pitt crushed a soda can with his hand and was able to open a jar of pickles, a source close to Mr.Pitt has said that the Hollywood star was astounded by the feat, considering it would be near impossible for a person with a normal hand to do the same.

It is rumored that Mr. Pitt has ordered several red jumpsuits that resemble the type of jumpsuit worn by actor Lee Majors in the  80's television series " The Bionic Man." 

Man Records Ghost In Cemetary.

Man records a ghost  in cemetery.  

Man Attacked By Sea Monster In Grocery Store.

A man shopping in a Wal Mart grocery store says he was attacked by a sea monster in the kiddie pool aisle .

The man described the creature as a cross between an octupus and a giant slug type of animal, he also said it had a shiny mouth and large teeth and a greenish blue color skin. 

He said he was shopping for a kiddie pool for his daughter when he noticed a strange shape inside one of the floor model pools that was filled with water, when he walked over to look inside the pool the creature attacked him , wrapping one of it's tentacles around his waste and then proceeded to try to pull him into the pool.

The man was able to fight off the creature and pull himself free from the creatures grip. When security arrived to see what the commotion was there was no sign of the creature, a full sweep of the store was being conducted to find the creature. 

Teacher Makes Horrifying Discovery.

 Grade School Instructor in London, England Makes Gruesome Discovery.

Mr. Hamforth has been a grade school teacher for more than 25 years in  one of London's West End grade schools. Through out his career as a school teacher he has always wondered why his young student's  enjoy eating Crayola Crayons. 

He purchases several dozen extra boxes of the colorful drawing instruments, usually buying products made in China, by the end of the year all the crayons have been eaten by the young students. 

Mr. Hamforth  finally decided to have the crayons composition tested at a local laboratory near his home. Mr. Hamforth  indicated he received the test results early the next morning before leaving to work, he was horrified  and immediately contacted the laboratory to confirm the results  received were correct.  " I was horrified by the results!"

After confirming the results Mr. Hamforth hurried to the school to notify the headmaster to make an announcement over the p.a system so the children would not eat the crayons. 

The announcement stunned and shocked teachers and students when they heard what crayons were being made out of . 

" Crayons Are People!, Stop Eating Them!!! "

Mr.Hamforth uncovered the grim truth , crayons are made out of people, the lab results have now been turned over to Scotland Yard, they will now conduct an investigation into the Chinese crayon manufactures practices. In the mean time all schools have been instructed to remove the crayons from their class rooms. 

Puppet In Toy Store Attacks 11 Year Old Boy.

A report of a puppet attacking a boy has paranormal investigators looking into the alleged attack. 

The incident occurred in antique shop in the small town of a Sasquatch, Washington, an 11 year old boy and his mother stepped into the Rusty Nail Antique shop to look around. The boy saw the puppet displayed on one of the shelves and immediately was drawn to the odd looking puppet. 

The boys mother wandered off leaving the boy alone with puppet for only a few moments, the boy indicated he felt as though he could not stop starring at the puppet once he saw it. 

After a few seconds the boy indicated the puppets eyes blinked and then it sat up and turned its head to look at him, and opened it's mouth. The boy said he was very frightened and tried to scream for his mother but was unable to scream, that is when the puppet lurched towards him and attacked him. 

His mother heard the commotion and ran back to find her son rolling around on the ground with the puppet.  The child's mother asked him why he was playing on the ground with the puppet,  the boy explained to his mother what had happened however when his mother inspected the doll it was motionless. 

The boy insists the puppet attacked him and was moving around by itself.  

The incident was reported to the shop owner, who has indicated from time to time she has heard noises in his shop and the sound of what he described as small foot steps in the back of the shop near the area where the puppet is displayed, but has never witnessed anything out of the normal. 

Man Wakes Up From Thirty Year Coma Wants To Go Back Into Coma.

A man has awakened  from a 30 year coma, wants to go back to sleep. 

Gerald Fisher has been  in a comatose state since 1986, after suffering a  surfing accident while on holiday with his family.

 At the time of the accident Mr.Fisher was fifteen years old , his family had opted to keep him in a coma state instead of allowing doctor to remove him from life support.



Mr.Fisher woke up earlier this week after hearing the telephone in his room ringing, he woke up and answered the phone with a standard greeting ,  "Hello." unaware that he was in a hospital room and in a coma for so many years.



He then explained to the caller  who he was , his family was quickly notified that he had awakened .

Mr.Fisher is very disoriented at this point, the entire world has changed since he was knocked unconscious .

He does not like how different the world is and is very distraught over having been asleep for most of his life.

Mr. Fisher has also asked for his girlfriend at the time a miss Suzy Johnson. Miss Johnson has been notified of his awakening , she now lives in another state and has a husband and a family.

At this point in time , Mr.Fisher has repeatedly asked to be placed back in a coma because he does not think he can handle how much the world has changed for him.

Indicating it is like time passed has passed him by , the last thing Mr.Fisher remembers is running out to the beach with his younger sister and then riding out in the waves, that was the summer of 1985.

Really News Stories ? : UFO Lands On White House Lawn , Aliens Offer To Te...

A UFO or unidentified flying object , has landed on the United States White House Lawn early this morning.  

The alien craft landed in the early morning hours of 10/13/2016, after receiving clearance from United States National Security and White House Security.

It is said that the current president of the United States " Mr.Barrack Obama, " had been in contact with the alien craft before any attempts were made by the craft to land.

Few details are available at this time, however what is known is the aliens have made their intentions clear, they are here as friends to humanity and were concerned over the current presidential election, particularly  with the possibility of "Donald Trump" running for president.






It is rumored the craft traveled  using a worm hole or a sort of bend in the time space continuum to reach the earth.  Traveling through  a worm hole is extremely dangerous but the aliens were desperate to reach the earth before humanity made a terrible mistake.

Mr. Obama is said to be open to listening to what the aliens are suggesting.  One of the main concerns the aliens have is that they are worried that Donald will erect a wall around the earth or bring about the destruction of humanity in a fit of rage if elected president.

The aliens have made the generous offer of transporting Trump directly into a black hole that is just outside of our  galaxy. The only concern they have in doing this, is they are not sure how the black hole would react to having a person such as Trump who is an energy sucking black hole himself.

Regardless the aliens are more than willing to take the chance of ridding humanity of the dire threat of trump.

Congress is said to be taking a vote at this time as too whether or not to allow the aliens to transport him into the black hole. 

Florida Man Sees Giant Python In Swamp

A Burmese python estimated to be in excess of 50 ft in length was sighted recently in the Florida Everglades wet lands . 

Local Gator hunter Bubba Leroy Smit reported seeing the giant snake to local fish and game officials.

Mr. Smit indicated the giant constrictor was laying close to the shore of one of the lakes as he was trawling the lake for gators, when he first sighted the snake he was amazed at the size of the snake "It was as long as a bus!",as he  slowed down to take pictures. 

As soon as Mr.Smit stopped his engine the giant snake took notice and started slithering into the water towards his boat. Mr. Smit has stated that when he saw the snake coming towards his boat he started up his engine " I got's outta der." 

 After leaving the the area he did not see the snake following him but indicated he was very frightened by the encounter " I ain't never seen nothing like that snake in my whole life, I was afraid for my life." 

Mr. Smits has been a local  hunter in Florida for 30 years and has said he has never seen a snake as massive as  this one. 

 The Burmese Python is an invasive species to the Florida Everglades wet lands, efforts have been made to remove the snakes from the area however to date it is estimated there are currently thousands of the constrictors inhabiting the wet lands. 

The local fish and game authorities have reportedly gone into the swamp area to find and capture the snake . 

Brad Pitt loses hand.

Hollywood film star Brad Pitt has had a hand cut off in a fierce battle with  Kung Fu master.

The star is reported to be in stable condition , Mr Pitt will spend the next few days in Los Angeles General Hospital where his condition will be monitored .

The incident in which Pitt lost his right hand took place after he was ambushed by ten ninja warriors led by a mysterious Kung Fu master inside an adult book store in downtown Hollywood . Pitt was alledgelly picking up a book for a friend when the ninjas attacked Pitt inside the store when the mayhem ensued .

One of the store customers has described the fight between Pitt and the Kung Fu master as looking like a tornado with the too locked in combat twisting and turning and exhaging chops and kicks .

Using  moves learned from films and moves learned from years of playing the video game " Street Fighter 2" Pitt easily defeated all the ninjas .
Pitt was able to get the upper hand and was about to deliver the defeating blow to the Kung Fu master when one of the other ninjas attacked Pitt from behind and used a sword to cut off Pitts right hand.

The Kung Fu master and the ninjas fled the scene when police sirens could be heard , Pitt was helped to his feet by onlookers , paramedics stablized Pitt at the scene. Paramedics searched for the amputated hand however were un able to locate his hand.

One of the witness has indicated she believes she saw one of the ninjas grab Pitts hand as they fled the scene.

No comments have been made directly from Pitt , Pitts agent has said the film star is doing well under the circumstances and has vowed to get revenge on the Kung Fu master. 

Man See's Demon in German Cemetary.

A German farmer in  small town 45 km outside of Rhineland has reported seeing a demon  in the towns small cemetery, over the last few nights. 

The farmer who wished to keep his name anonymous for fear of being labeled a liar and a devil worshiper has indicated that over the last several nights he has heard  horrifying screaming sounds coming from a local cemetery which is located a few km/miles from the small farming community. 

The farmer thought it might possibly be an injured farm animal and went out to investigate the sounds with his daughter, when they arrived near the source of the screams both he and his daughter were immediately overwhelmed with the putrid smell of a dead animal and the smell of sulfur. 

The farmer has said he immediately knew it was not an animal after getting closer to the screaming sounds , describing the screams as demonic and evil. He quickly instructed his daughter to run back to the truck, when they reached the truck he turned on his vehicle lights, that is when a demon stepped directly onto the road in front of his vehicle. 

The farmer's daughter quickly took a picture with her phone to prove to the police  that both she and her father saw a demon in the cemetery, they locked the vehicle doors and quickly left the cemetery. 

The farmer has said he has heard stories of demons living in the cemetery but never fully believed the stories to be true until seeing this demon. Neither the farmer or his daughter will return to the cemetery. 

Retired Army Scientist Says He Has Proof Philadelphia Experiments Were Real.

Retired army physicist Gerald B Hoffman says he has photographic evidence that prove the United States Army was experimenting with time travel and teleportation in the early 1940's - 1950's. 

The experiments were carried out in several different locations however the most famous and spoken of were carried out in Philadelphia aboard military vessels which contained alien technology and devices that the army recovered from crashed alien space craft.

One such device was the T.D.W.G.H.G or  Trans Dimensional Worm Hole Generator, which created holes in reality allowing for matter and time to shift between  many different dimensions and universes.

Mr.Hoffman  has indicated that  fear for the safety of his family he has never spoken of the experiments that were conducted using the T.D.W.H.G. however after 50 years of silence and being the only living member of his family he feels it is time to share the information with the world.

Mr.Hoffman has indicated the U.S. military recovered the device in early 1939 over the Antarctic from a crashed UFO in which all the aliens had perished.

 The crashed vehicle was transported back to the United states in 1940 by 1941 the military had recruited teams of scientists whom were charged with reverse engineering the alien technology. It was in 1943 that they accidentally triggered a worm hole reaction in which several dozen U.S. Navy ships disappeared from a military harbor in Philadelphia when the ships reappeared several of the crews who were aboard the ships had either disappeared or were grotesquely fused into parts of the ship.

After this first incident Mr.Hoffman stated that animals were experimented on, they had little success with mammals, however because the of the reptilian nature of the aliens who were piloting the craft , he and his fellow physicists decided to try experiment on reptiles.

The tests were more successful, however none of the animals survived for very long after going through the worm holes and returning.

Some of the reptiles returned in different locations than the site of the experiments , when they found the animals they were no longer living reptile organisms , they had been fused with other objects such as rocks or trees.

Mr. Hoffman provided this picture of a crocodile he said was fused into a tree more than 50 years ago , the government re located the tree to a base where it is monitored to see if the crocodile ever re materializes in its original form.

Mr.Hoffman explained the experiments stopped after the United States entered World War 2 because of the need to devote it's resources to developing the atomic bomb.

Mr.Hoffman has also indicated that the experiments resumed in 1990, and the United States and it's allies have been making multidimensional exploratory missions to other dimension's and universes  seeking out new allies and trading the earths resources for advanced weapons and technology.

Man Digs Hole to China.

A man in the border town of Jaurez Mexico has successfully dug a hole all the way through the earth and emerged in the city of Shenzen China. 

The man was not intentionally trying to dig all the way to China, he originally started out trying to carve out a tunnel to the California city of San Diego. 

The effort has taken him almost a year of non-stop digging with a shovel, when he first emerged from the hole, the Mexican man assumed he had dug a hole into a section of San Diego with a large population of Chinese people. It was only hours later when Chinese authorities arrested the man that he realized that he was not in San Diego. 

As punishment for his illegal border crossing , the Chinese government has decided they will make the illegal immigrant spend the next year digging a new hole all the way back to Mexico. 

Statue of David moves.

In a miraculous turn of events, the world famous statue of David was seen moving by museum visitors. 

The statue was seen moving in a stretching manner with its arms spread out above it's head and then twisting side to side then bending over reaching down to touches its feet. 

Witnesses also indicated  the statue turned it's head from side to side in a stretching manner , then immediately returned to its original position which it has stood for hundreds of years. 

It is estimated the statue  was created about 500 to 515 years ago by the famous Italian artist Michealangelo. 

In an unrelated story, Bay Watch actor David Hassellhoff was seen flying over the pacific ocean off the coast of San Diego. 

We wont even bother trying to explain how this happened , it is after all David Hassellhoff would you expect any thing less?

Donald Trump Clone Running for President ?

Is the Donald Trump who is currently running for the office of the president of the United States of America really a clone of the real estate business man?

A skeleton was discovered early today inside one of the executive office suites in Trump tower in down town Manhattan.  The skeleton appears to have been sealed inside the wall for several years.

Detectives on the scene made the immediate assumption that it is the skeleton of Donald Trump because of the ID and the remaining hair that was still attached to the top of the skull.

An official announcement will not be made until further testing of the skeletons DNA can be conducted to help reveal the true identity of the skeleton.
This leaves many pondering , if this is truly the skeleton of Donald Trump, then who is the person running around pretending to be Donald Trump?

Many have said in the past that the Donald that is currently seen campaigning for president is a clone, many others have stated that he's a reptilian masquerading as Donald Trump.

What is clear since the discovery , the Trump campaign has shifted gears and has started attacking Mrs. Clinton with accusations of being an alien being from another planet.

Star Bucks Employee serves coffee to the invisible man.

A Star Bucks employee has indicated she served coffee to invisible man while taking customers coffee orders at the drive thru window. 

The girl who requested her name and store location be withheld , said she was taking orders and had just finished taking an order when the drive thru signal altered her to another car pulling thru the drive thru, when she stepped over to the window to take the order , she saw the car and took the customers order , however when the car pulled up to the window, nobody was inside the car. 

She said she thought it was a prank  perpetrated by her coworkers, however that soon changed when a voice coming from inside the car started talking to her. 

At first she it was very frightening but after a few seconds of talking to the invisible person she said it was just like any other order.  

She said the invisible customer paid her with cash and requested 2 creams and no sugar in their coffee, she held out the order from the drive thru window and someone grabbed hold of the coffee and then thanked her and drove away. 

The employee has indicated that she hopes the invisible customer returns to the store so her coworkers can witness for themselves. 

Man Jumps off Empire State Building and Survives.

A man who attempted to commit suicide by jumping off the empire state building this morning survives fall and walks away.

The incident took place early this morning around 8:30 am eastern time , a man was seen climbing over the safety barrier surrounding the top floor of the building. 

Witnesses indicated that the man started flapping his wings as if he were trying to fly like a bird then proceeded to jump from the top floor. The man immediately plummeted to street level and made direct impact with a hotel laundry bin that was full of  hotel sheets and pillows as it was being taken to the back entrance of the building. 

Witnesses at ground level who saw the impact where stunned to see the man climbing out of the bin completely unscathed by the impact. Witnesses rushed to the man to offer aid but the suicidal man started yelling "Daphne!" " Daphne!"  and quickly ran away from the scene. 

The man has yet to be identified, witnesses describe the man as being white, blonde hair about 6ft 2in  and wearing a white shirt with blue collar and a pink scarf tied around his neck. 

If you know or have seen this man please contact local authorities. 

Star Wars Star Trek Movie Cross Over Approved

Get ready for warp speed, it's official and green lit, two of the biggest science fiction franchises will have a movie cross over by 2019. 

The deal was announced today , Paramount and Disney will  start production in 2017 on a three movie cross over which will have the Star Wars universe cross over into the Star Trek universe.

Few details are available at this point however  William Shatner who played Captain Kirk  name was mentioned as having a big part in the first movie.

Star Wars Fans and Star Trek Fans who first heard the news were ecstatic at hearing the news however arguments soon began between the fans over who was a better leader, Captain Kirk or Obi Wan Kenobi.